Jay- gui ji

If only we were braver humans

Jay- dong feng po

Been fighting insomia lately...just can't get to sleep with all the stuff going through my mind...Seems like our death date smells nearer! I'm imagining the situation on that day----- If i'd be in a great loss when i see my results slip. Like what some others have done, i better get myself mentally prepared for the worst...Seriously i don't even know how i should react or do next if things turn out bad...Man...i dread that day

Tomorrow's my official first day at the hotlines...hope i dun meet those nasty taxpayers...!

It's also the Meridian opening ceremony day...Can't wait to go back to school and meet up with the girls!

Alright...
that's about it!

Happy ahmah

Colleagues at IRAS are really funny!! In the midst of every boring training lessons...you'll hear a outburst of laughter at every hour interval....Yea...That's when we all have our break and start talking alot of crap...which usually covered about things like school life at JC...about who we know in the other schools--(which made us realise how minute Singapore is), the "infamous characters" in school---(Matt's in it!), gossips about teachers--(For SR, it's the famous birdnest principle and sissified teacher who runs flapping his hands), school toilets and ermmm...and even water coolers? Haha...Everything and anything under the sun! Aishah even revealed about keeping her hair long for her ex-bf and later snipping it off because he made her angry----And the best thing was that recently he has sent her his wedding invitation..it was so hilarious we all laugh like mad hahaha! Then when we ji siao her...my other colleague will say :" Don't make her angry later she cut her hair again!"

Practically everyday we'll be laughing until our stomach aches during the breaks...and when it comes to training lesson, everyone will doze, daze and stone...typical jc slackers huh! We're also very united...every lunch time will dine together and continue to tok kok...

I'm so glad emeris helped me to get out of FOX man...Phew'! Enough of clothes...time for cool gadgets!!

First day of work at IRAS was fun...! We toured around the building and they had pretty cool facilities like a hall, child care centre, an open area where you can learn some boxing, tennis court...gym...lounge area (where you can play dart throwing)...and damn good food at level 5..!!

And after a week of training, we'll be entitled to a cubicle each, and also a set o computer and headphone..damn cool gadgets right!..Can't wait to end training and start work man...

Yea yea...and if you still do not know..emeris and i have just changed our jobs!...It's office work this time and we'll be working at the call centre...hotlines..hotlines!

HaPPY nEW YeaR!!

I AM AHMAH!!!!!

Saw this B.U.M equipment polo tee...like it alot!!...Hmm..but still contemplating whether to buy it...There's just too many things that i want to buy!! Adidas shoe...casual shoe...jacket...gifts for my family...Also i'm thinking of cutting my hair real short and dying it different shades copper brown...!..Either that, or i'll keep them real long and then straighten them...haha...super contradicting huh!

I almost chopped off another woman's head today...She told her son:" Don't mess the shelves...later AUNTIE scold you!"...Totally pissed off by what she said!! -.-" Felt like telling her..."Puh..lease...you fit that role better than i do"...Moreover...i am ahmah..not aunty!

Been munching down CNY goodies...and gulping down lots of water...to keep those pimples away!

Emeris and i went shopping at Bugis street to get our CNY clothings! And guess wad...! We'll be wearing the same outfit on CNY's day...just that it'll be in different colour...It just so happened that we both liked the same thing... We even made a pact to dress similar on our next class outing...hiaks!

Yesterday was hai's first day at work at P.S...hope she will enjoy her this job...Will visit you soon!!

Alright...time for more goodies and tv...!
till then...
*AHMAH*

I AM BROKE..!

Freak...can't get to lala land...5 plus and i'm still wide awake! Haha..fortunately for me, tomorrow's my off day!

Anyway something hilarious happened today! This eurasian-malay family with 3 children came to the shop to purchase some clothes...and the mother forced her son to try on a girl's jeans because her son was about the size of the girl whom the mother wants to buy the jeans for...hahahaha...Emeris and i were laughing our heads off...This was the first time ever that such a hilarious encounter has happened !~Btw the little boy was damn paiseh..haha..l..Erm like who wouldn't be right!

Second joke of the day: A woman whom i was serving pointed at a giraffe design baby clothing excitedly and exclaimed:"WAH! GOT KANGAROO LEH!" Hahaha!!...i practically flipped over when i heard that!! Damn funny!.. Almost burst out laughing...heng i only gave her that "gek" face...hahaha!

Guess wad...DEFICIT ALERT!!--->i've been eating nasi lemak for duno how many weeks liao...Now everytime i walk in the shop i also feel paiseh..haha..What to do..it's CHEAP and more importantly, it's DELICIOUS!!...(all emeris's fault la haha)..time to recall loans!

Kk...there's nothing else!
cyaz!

Piglet rocks!

Yawn...i'm sleepy! Can't believe i actually have to work on Hari raya! Ya...working while my two sisters are still pigging their lives away...*roars* But nothing makes it more annoying than having to miss my family gathering because of work!!...*ROARS*

Latest updates:

My pimples are still there!
Ne typed me a love letter, dropped by my hse to return the "KUNGFU MANUAL"!
Emeris's--> aunt's--> boss helped me trimmed my eye brows for free!
Min working at bugis today!
I finally found ..."THE ONE!"....my Jeans!
Will be quitting with emeris soon!
CAX popped by for a short visit!
I missed another of our class outing -.-"
....I'm still feeling sleepy


Alright..almost time for work!
ciaox!

HELPPPPPPP!!!

Sigh...i am expecting to be ranted at tomorrow...
Helpp...!
What a world the adults live in...so complicated..
You'll never know when they're lying to you
or what intentions do they carry with them...
..Tsk*

Anyway...i'm in depression mode now...firstly it's due to the outbreak of pimples--The work of MAC & KFC! Bugis is crowded like almost everyday...there's practically no place to sit down and eat a proper meal...so for past few days has been eating junk food...plus my working environment is terrible...imagine folding those dusty clothes that have been swiped onto the floor everyday...trampled on by people and even kicked around...

Secondly..it's due to tomorrow's issue! Customer gonna come down...and i think she expects to see her clothings...But i think mr B doesn't seem to have any intention of helping her...or rather me...sigh...there goes my $$...

sIgh...i think i eat too much maggi...lots of hair falling down!

T.T
pray for me!

siao singaporeans

:) I'm working with emeris at seiyu!! Fortunately those higher autorities have no idea that we're both classmates...goodfriends...and ahem* members of the RBFC!! Wahaha..i'm better off at seiyu...free from all those unreasonable scoldings i have to endure from RC...more of naggings at seiyu though...But of course i'd choose the naggings over scoldings...who would want to be scolded for nothing...madness!

It is an understatement if i say seiyu shoppers are highly destructive customers...cuz they shop in total madness like they're going out of control...and as if the clothes were free!!..Craziest bunch of people i've ever seen in my entire working days...you see mountains of clothes building up faster that u expect...very horrifying...

Emeris and i have devised an evil plot: To walk out on them by quitting on the same day...then we'll mess up their shop by sweeping all the clothes off the shelves and then kicking all the shelves down...hahaha...actually we came out with that cuz we were to stressed out from all the foldings and repeated playings of those irritating chinese new year songs!( First it was techno music at RC...now this!-.-)

Tmr's my off!! Finally!..Going out with bin for movie and shopping...!! YAY!!

kk gtg now!
ciaoz!

HI,WELCOME...CAN I HELP YOU?

To my dear readers: I HAVE STARTED WORK!!! Seriously...first few days really couldn't take it...damn tiring...at least now i'm more used to the odd timings...(afterall i've already experienced working from 10am to 11pm...like come on! i've seen the worst of it man...) Plus now the shop is having a sales promotion, the staffs are like so freaking busy...and "alleuia"...they have extended the sale to the 14th of jan...*sianz* Fortunately school has reopened...so we're not so busy nowadays...

Now here's my list of people to thank:

-Hailing, who was first to visit me!! And she even came with a chocolate!!..So sweet of her ya??*paiseh was busy so couldn't really talk to you*
-Ne, second on the list(she came to see me twice le wor!)~Haha...she even helped me promote to the lady man...thanks ah auntie!! And thanks for the surprise lunch visit and X'mas gift!
-My elder sister, who came with her bf(erm yes ne...my sister attached liao!!!!!!) to give me moral support and even waited until 11 plus to take cab home w me...and ya ps her bf hahaz*
-Bin niang!, came along as a surprise visit(with ne)!! So sweet of her to meet me for lunch..shy* even made me a hp pouch leh...wei da de mama!
-Huiling, who sms me to ask me how my work was coming along..*so touched!
-Mum,Dad and sec sis...who waited for me yesterday for like one over hour to knock off so we can all go home together!
-Cherish for intro-ing this job to me...Hehez...RBFC rox...
-Emeris who sms me almost everyday to tell me about the important stuff that i need to know so i don't get shortchanged...as well as the hottest news abt our shop!!
-Bamboo sister,min and peng, who asked me to jiayou...

...and yes! More to come!! (Huiling, Chia hui and Jess popping by tom!)

I meet really different people at my workplace


-one grouchy supervisor who is beginning to enjoy picking on me
-A manager who talks simply too much...
-one partially mentally unsound staff...that's wad i heard...but she seems okay to me though*
-one really nice and generous lady staff
-one guai and cheena girl
-the rest delinquents who are really nice ppl in fact!(Easy to get along with..and fun loving)
-funny accent customers
-customers who COMPLETELY cannot communicate with us...
-gan cheong customers
-highly destructive customers who loves digging and messing up my newly tidied clothes
-indecisive customers who just can't make up their mind
-customers who are unhappy with the shop's policy about not being able to call other branches to check sizes...
-vulgar customers who speaks hokkien..erm as in the whole family...( i had to converse with them in broken hokkien...)
-customers who stocks up piles and piles of clothes at the counter...(ahems which is v gd for us )
-customers who completely ignores my presence la...
-very polite and pleasant customers...

...erh actually the list goes on and on laa...

My branch plays the same old songs everyday..And the best thing it's all TECHNO!!!! Can you believe the ahmah surviving techno songs like for already 5 days?!?!?!?...I even had a nightmare throughout the night b4 about folding the children clothes and the bg music are those terrible and blasting techno songs!!...Damn scary...i woke up in sweat manz...

Whatever it is, me gonna tahan for one month! And i'll zao...hehez...pray that i get commission ya?
K..gtg...tired liao..Will blog soon i hope...

me back

Yes i am back!!! Eh...actually i was already back for 5 days la...Just that i was too sick to summon my fingers to work on the keyboard..Imagine puking more than 10 times...having a fever of 39 degree celcius..and having bodyaches throughout the whole taiwan trip!!...Well, but i still enjoyed my trip afterall...

Oh yes! To those people who have not eaten smelly beancurd before...you may want to think THRICE about trying it!!...IT STINKS LIKE POOP!!! I cannot believe that i actually put that thing into my mouth...Erh...risk-takers can go ahead...i'm not stopping you...just don't come and talk to me after eating the tofu...EWwerp..pui!! Taiwan is so like infested with smelly tofu la!

Now that i'm back...it's time for job hunting...will be going for the one that Wei wei and cherish introduced me...hmm..maybe going tomorrow...see see...Time for Ahmah's independence day!!!*Throws confetti*....

After watching yesterday's sad news about the Quake cum Tsunami disaster i had a weird dream about Singapore experiencing an earthquake and everyone was churned upside down...erh.....sounds more like in space huh..-.-" Hmm...hope the victims will rest in peace...

Alright time to end...
Chaozzz

body aches like shit..

*JANG JANG JANG JANG!!* Today i'm down with fever cuz haven been slping well...i bet everyone out there must be pulling their hair and screaming :" HOW CAN IT BE!!!" now, since it's already holidays and also because i am famous for being a PIG...I guess it's partly me sleeping late these few days and partly because of my ears...Still abit painful and i can't sleep properly at night...

Jie mei just called and concluded that i am chao suay...not a single class outing i've been..and today, a great chance for me to finally celebrate my freedom w class peeps *KA-POOFED* into the air just like that...Besides it will be difficult to get together again cuz many have already started working and the guys are entering the ns soon...

Had to ps huiling today too...feeling kinda bad...but will be meeting up with her to return her her camera which i borrowed for prom night..ya just hoping my body doesn't aches so much by then...

Shucks...my mum's playing Teresa Deng's hits again...!!! *Headache*

Anw...TIme for green bean soup...
CHAOZ!

ne, me and the best dressed Aush! 

angel vs devil! 

2 eggplants, one haitun, one hua tong 

mudda and dotter! 

angelica mongz 

photogenic han 

pearlin looks fab in her dress!