died.

feels like i'm limpy dead.

X____X

funny mummy

i don't only have a very funny father. i also have a very funny mother.
She claimed she had seen a multicolour-ed mosquito on the newspaper this morning.
at first i thought she meant a news report on a newly discovered breed of the suckers...lil'' did i expect...
lately, she has been complaining about her poor vision (most likely long sighted-ness) and i told her to make a trip to the optician but she dismissed my suggestion with a wave. so mb i was right afterall to ask her to make a new pair of spects!
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anw i think i'm screwed for nm2216. god bless me.

energy sapped

thanks to the morning jam, i'm having a splitting headache. (car sick)
i left the examination hall early today. it's the first time i do this in my life so i'm feeling kinda uneasy and panicky now. (er sounds quite stupid)
anyways, i bet tt dolphin and man tou woman are enjoying big time already. like right now.while time crawls for me...

gahs. 6 more days! 3/5/06 pls come soon!

say halo to ugly tress!

i'm quite sure i've got dishwashing detergent for shampoo cos my frigging hair is so squeaky(clean??) and entangled... -_- (...) Can't wait for after exams. i wana cut my hair. teeda teeda~ going for a haircut always make me happy.. i wonder why..?

huat?

eats erh halt they. eye'yam soul board.

moon gazing

look out for the pearl in the sky!

watch out u ^&*%$#

wait till u get it from me u inconsiderate boob! how dare you laugh so loudly after tripping the poor ole' me! i didnt see your face, but i can recognize that unmistakable kookabura laughter of yours. so u'd better beware. i'll kick you into the sea like a muah chee the next time i HEAR you...

BWuuwwwrarrhghgh..

i'm about to throw up. just now i cooked myself a bowl of instant noodles and made a cup of hot milo. and it was only after i had gobbled down all those that i realised it was a weird combi of salty-sweet food i had taken in. wadda' genius! that's what happens when you're plagued with the examination blues...you dont want to sit down and mug, and you give yourself all the 101 crap reasons to avoid studying, like for my case, it's eating- even if you're full to the brim ( to your neck!)...and because my unthinking, dead brain just tells me to eat non-stop (whatever i can rummage out of da' kitchen), i feel my tummy so enmeshed and all choked up now. *groans*

...

plain bored.

rats

u rodent! i sincerely hope u take ratsbane till u turn purple black.

bird flu?

My dad walked pass the tv today and saw cai kang yong(the taiwanese host) w/o the crow dummy on his shoulders.

N.B: To the ignorant bunch, he always has it standing on his shoulder in another variety show.

So feeling very puzzled, he questioned about the missing bird and i told him that that was in another show.
And he uttered the lamest reply ever, " Oic the bird flew away!....because of bird flu!"

O O O ( this is an enlarged version of ...)

this spells trouble...big trouble.

drats it!
this shouldn't be happening!!
concentrate. concentrate.
breathe in. breathe out.
habour these evil thoughts no more.

P.S:i know i sound pretty schizophrenic these days. pardon me..it's just the critical period.

s.c.r.e.w.e.d

i bet outta my whole speech, he probably understood less than 5% of it.
sighs but nehmind...
at least i'm glad i had my guniangs by my side today!

angels from hell

last wk, when dad said he will get me a snake detector for the next sem, i laughed.

now i really think i need one.

WHO'S THAT!?

i looked into the mirror

and saw this ghastly reflection...

haha..

and i thought...

oh well, perfect...! i look like i'm all set for the examinations..!!


dfg-O-
\(-_-")/ OH YAY!!
d / hd iJ L

(btw tt's supposed to be a stick ahmah jumpin in "joy")

hilarious hilarious!

This is the Ultimate Joke of the day!!

i woke, and was greeted by this alarming SMS in the late morning...

aunt shally: i fell down just now in the toilet n broke my front tooth. i trip over the step.. Very shy!

me: omg!! so serious! u ok?? Is it chipped or the whole tooth came out?!

aunt shally: HAHAH! APRIL'S FOOl! i like the way u asked! very gd! so sweet of u!

me: O.0" wad the...i should have known...

aunt shally: this morning i told everyone i have tummy ache and i told jo (her son) i sprained my ankle, but they all saw thru my trick : (

me: no wonder u sound super happy to have tricked me la!

(Here comes the best part!)

aunt shally: i think jim ( my uncle) is trying to trick me. he told me dat jo peed in his pants in science centre when i told him about my tooth...

me:

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damn corny family!!

hahahahaaha!!

yes i'm 20!

Haha..due to violent protests in the taggie, democratic ahmah decides to re-organize the bday photos so we all look less spastic...hahah..
So here it goes..

haha..this is prolly the busiest bday ever..thanks to best enemy: Project! Haha and real happy my friends still managed to made time to celebrate with me despite their hectic schedules...hiak hiak and have you guys already noticed an added collection in my room? Yip yip! It's the new and framed jay poster...zillion thanks to qi's friend! thanks lings for nice company, RBFC for the wonderful surprises and kang for generous treats n the bootiful card..hahaha..(:

PS: i still welcome (with open arms) any belated pressies hahaha!!

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