bird flu?

My dad walked pass the tv today and saw cai kang yong(the taiwanese host) w/o the crow dummy on his shoulders.

N.B: To the ignorant bunch, he always has it standing on his shoulder in another variety show.

So feeling very puzzled, he questioned about the missing bird and i told him that that was in another show.
And he uttered the lamest reply ever, " Oic the bird flew away!....because of bird flu!"

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